When will the New New Testament come out?
by admin ~ June 23rd, 2006 . Filed under: Religion & Spirituality .
Peter asked:
Is God just giving up writing since the Old Testament is old news and the New Testament didn’t work other than gathering the flock? Will Jesus take his people into outer space and retire while people worship him in heaven?
Jarrett Nierer
Is God just giving up writing since the Old Testament is old news and the New Testament didn’t work other than gathering the flock? Will Jesus take his people into outer space and retire while people worship him in heaven?
Jarrett Nierer
June 24th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
There is no new new Testament. The New Testament is already here with the Old one.
June 25th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
the OLD testament (the old covenent) = God’s demand for 100% perfection 100% of the time and the consequences of failure…
the NEW testament (the new covenent) = God sent Jesus to meet 100% of the demand and IMPUTES Jesus’ righteousness TO US….
June 27th, 2006 at 4:39 am
the new testament prophecy’s are still waiting to be fulfilled, ie, Jesus is coming back to judge the living and the dead
June 30th, 2006 at 2:05 am
Jesus’s pension plan doesn’t call for his retirement for another millennium. I think we’ve got awhile before we see people accending to heaven right before our eyes.
June 30th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
I’m still translating the gold plates that I dug up in my backyard.
July 2nd, 2006 at 3:48 am
When will the New New Testament come out? You mean it’s ***?
July 4th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Obama is writing the New Testament. Time will soon be measure “B.O” and “A.O” (Before Obama, After Obama)
July 6th, 2006 at 4:15 am
When people can make a really crappy video game to release with it.
July 8th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
did you fail sunday school?