6dubango9 asked:

Out enjoy’n a evening with my bro and he happens to raddle this off before he starts longboarding in what he says is flatass Indiana just in case things go south! LOL

Mignon Mastrianna

Mjgsport asked:

Dude!! Click on the blue time below and it’ll take you to exactly what you wanna see!!! YEEAAAA BOYEEEEEEE 5:01 – Bryce Canyon viewpoints 6:37 – turd 6:43 – the descent 8:14 – last will and testament 13:24 – landslide will bring you down 16:17 – i dont want to drink now and i’m on a boat 19:50 – tunnel vision 20:39 – tunnel vision 2 21:00 – tunnel vision 3 coolest 22:06 – jammin to jewel, great mountain views

Desire Hunke

truthcrackers asked:

Truthcracker’s last will and testament – please type this last message. As his probate executor I obviously did NOT get beamed up at the end of the world and yes, I’m stuck here with the bankers. Now God is Gone for good looks like its up to us to sort this **** out. Get cracking! truthcrackers’s webcam video May 21, 2011 04:01 AM Lets hope all the Bankers are gone at the end of the world which is tipped to end tonight.

Drew Bazin

WeHateThePatriots asked:

A classic written by Ian Anderson. “Thick As A Brick (Part 1)” Really don’t mind if you sit this one out. My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT. I may make you feel but I can’t make you think. Your sperm’s in the gutter your love’s in the sink. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick. And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee. The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick. And the love that I feel is so far away: I’m a bad dream that I just had today and you shake your head and say it’s a shame. Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth. Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth. Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song. See there! A son is born and we pronounce him fit to fight. There are black-heads on his shoulders, and he pees himself in the night. We’ll make a man of him, put him to trade teach him to play Monopoly and how to sing in the rain. The Poet and the Painter casting shadows on the water as the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea. The do-er and the thinker: no allowance for the other as the failing light illuminates the mercenary’s creed. The home fire burning: the kettle …

Abel Pill

babyloushmoopey asked:

Last Will and Testament Canada: you can now create your own legal will online!

Martha

ezlaw asked:

blog.ezlaw.com

Clarinda Shuter

Tomchambersonline asked:

The Last Will and Testament of Billy Two-Sheds starring Tom Chambers Brought to you by www.tomchambersonline.com

Marcia

wwnormando asked:

A man writing his final will and testament, on the brink of suicide, finds something that changes his whole perspective on life. Credits and Special Thanks To: Ramon Joe Danny Isaac and God

Tish Bodo

gtowna asked:

…the “good” Slovaks, that is. Not the denizens of Blava’s “Petrzalka” or those who put the beat on good Hungarian-Slovaks. To you, this doesn’t apply. You can click onto your favorite Hungarian-hating neo-NSDAP site of your choosing… What you’re about to hear, my babies, is the way Havel himself would have presented his thoughts and views had he a chance to speak candidly, openly, without banal political correctness, international fawning, Frankenspeak, and general political puffery and niceties which pass as discourse for most ex-politicos in any country. What I’m about to say is the way Havel would have spoken to you had he bumped into you in a bar over a simple brewski sometime during the 1970s, when he didn’t give a chimpanzee’s *** or a bullcrap what people thought about him or how ******** or raw his pronouncements were, back in the day when he needed to convey his views clearly, succinctly, and without fuzzy dialogue. This is on a par with holy manifesto saintly Jan Hus’ (John Hus, John of Hus — AMEN!!!) the Husstie Mack Daddy Fighter-Philosopher-King, would have professed to his Hussite bros minutes before being set on fire on Konstanz/Constance by a lynch mob, victim to the ever-perfidious papal schemers and the tyrannical dictatorship of the Pope and Rome. Damn them! You are not necessarily going to like what I’m about to say. Oh no… And Slovaks — the good and honest non Hlinka-ist ones who don’t bow to the altar of Tiso and Hlinka in Zits, oops …

Mason Keding

serenity625 asked:

Stalin: THE MUSICAL Part 2 **because of the audio muting, here’s the beginning dialogue** Lenin: As I write this last will and testament, I have to say that no one can fill my shoes. Not Kamenev, not Zinoviev, and ESPECIALLY not Stalin. *dies* Zinoviev: Kamenev, this letter says some pretty nasty stuff about us. It could ruin our careers! Looks like Trotsky might be taking the top spot. Kamenev: You’re right Zinoviev. Well, at least we know it won’t be Stalin. Zinoviev: Yeah, he’s just a secretary. Kamenev: Well, looks like nobody’s going to be needing to see this. Zinoviev: Let’s keep that hidden. Stalin: Lenin! He’s dead….good. I want only to be his loyal, humble apostle!

Torri Cronoble