Last Will And Testament-Will And Testament

Ialways Dothis asked:


im 16 and spent 8 hours today doing nothing except writing a 10 page document that disclosed my drug use history my last will and testament and a paragraph to a page about everyone in my life who mattered? the idea of it not being normal didnt occur to me until just now..

Delia Leho

Cake asked:


in my brother’s room and I don’t know if I should tell my parents.
First off, I want to say, I **** my brother. I will never love him like family and he and I will never be close and in my mind, he doesn’t exist, he’s just there.
With that in mind:
I was looking through his room because he has the only upstairs closet and I was looking for some papers of mine. Plus I’m nosy. Anyway, the whole thing is written on sticky notes, which doesn’t surprise me because he’s an idiot. And it’s titled “my last will and testament” (only he spelled it wrong because he’s stupid). It goes into detail of like two years ago when our cat broke our tv my mom was pissed at the cat. she didn’t do anything to him, she was just mad because he broke the tv, that’s it. wouldn’t you be? but my brother like lives for our animals and that’s mainly what this note is. he said that by tuesday he will either be dead or decide to live. and if he dies, he’ll be glad he’s away from us. honestly, it’s mutual with me.
he doesn’t seem like an angry person, but in the note he wrote about how they ‘waste their money on shit’ and they bought a ‘fucking car’ and i bought a ‘fucking car’ and not a tv to replace that one. i’m three years younger than him and have had a job for a year and bought my car before he has one.
just tell me what you think.
should i tell my parents?
cause what if he does do it? i knew about it and didn’t do anything….but honestly….i don’t care.

Granville Bertinetti

?? ? ??? Šå?? ???? ? asked:


For instance someone will say “I’m good at grammer”. I mean you want to agree but it’s clearly a contradiction yet not meant as humor. Anyone feeling me on this?

Natalya Bouse

asked:


so having nothing to do today i decided to write something in case of my death 8 hours, 11 pages and 5000 words later it turned into my official last will and testament, a history of my past drug use and i wrote something to everyone who mattered in my life.
if i died today would the requests about my body and my possessions outlined in this document be honored?
i’m 16 and although i tried hard to get rid of loopholes and make it sound official its probably a ridiculously informal document.

Tiffiny Haaf

Happily ever after asked:


Chagrin:  distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure.
Snooki posters lining his bedroom walls, the boy who left his webcam on during the day was soon overcome with chagrin, noticing his room all over the internet.
 
Ennui: A feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction; boredom.
He was the paragon of ennui; professional clowns routinely died of exhaustion trying to conquer his apathy.
 
Myopia: optic shortsightedness; a lack of foresight or discernment; narrow-mindedness.
I’ve tried time and time again to educate him on the importance of table etiquette, but grandfather’s myopia asserts that thanksgiving flatulence is hardly offensive.
 
Aberration: A deviation from the norm or custom; an atypicial circumstance or anomaly.
The sebum-clogged, pus-laden massacre of a face that walked into first period was an aberration; indeed, Pretty Boy Bobby was the unanimous choice for all the schoolgirls’ fantasies.
 
Conundrum: A puzzling, vexing dilemma; a very intricate, complex problem.
How she slipped out so quietly the morning after, not only having stolen my wallet but having sent every member my family a mock ******* note, a newly revised will & testament, and a photoshopped image of my carcass is a conundrum.
 
Circumlocution: the use of an unnecessarily large number of words to express an idea; equivocating or evasive speech.
“I opened my mouth, tilted my head in a beguiling fashion, vibrated my vocal chords in twelve distinctly resonant pitches, and furrowed my brows up and down in his general direction.”
“Just say you talked to him, you circumloquatious b>€¥•h.”
 
 

Scott Blain

Happily ever after asked:


Chagrin:  distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure.
Snooki posters lining his bedroom walls, the boy who left his webcam on during the day was soon overcome with chagrin, noticing his room all over the internet.
 
Ennui: A feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction; boredom.
He was the paragon of ennui; professional clowns routinely died of exhaustion trying to conquer his apathy.
 
Myopia: optic shortsightedness; a lack of foresight or discernment; narrow-mindedness.
I’ve tried time and time again to educate him on the importance of table etiquette, but grandfather’s myopia asserts that thanksgiving flatulence is hardly offensive.
 
Aberration: A deviation from the norm or custom; an atypicial circumstance or anomaly.
The sebum-clogged, pus-laden massacre of a face that walked into first period was an aberration; indeed, Pretty Boy Bobby was the unanimous choice for all the schoolgirls’ fantasies.
 
Conundrum: A puzzling, vexing dilemma; a very intricate, complex problem.
How she slipped out so quietly the morning after, not only having stolen my wallet but having sent every member my family a mock ******* note, a newly revised will & testament, and a photoshopped image of my carcass is a conundrum.
 
Circumlocution: the use of an unnecessarily large number of words to express an idea; equivocating or evasive speech.
“I opened my mouth, tilted my head in a beguiling fashion, vibrated my vocal chords in twelve distinctly resonant pitches, and furrowed my brows up and down in his general direction.”
“Just say you talked to him, you circumloquatious b•••h.”
 
 It’s for a thing my bff and I are starting.
Do you like it? What should we add to our blog?

Fernando Quintania

KarlitoZ asked:


hereby leave my ____________ to _____________________.

And ________________ can **** it, cuz they’re getting NOTHING!

This is my last Will and Testament.

Valrie Zellman

Hey Arnold! asked:


I don’t have a lot of money. Would they be happy with my organs instead?
I have a friend who would REALLY appreciate my liver. And my cousin could use a new brain.

Corey Discenza

Ink Corporate asked:


Okay, I got this email the other day that said I just inherited the sum of ( over) 15 mill from someone I don’t even know who claimed me as his beneficiary . LOL– isn’t this the biggest scam you ever heard of? Here is a copy of that email

ATTENTION!!!
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jurgen Krugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter wasreturned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL.I wish to notify you that late Engr Jurgen Krugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum Fifteen Million, One Hundred
Thousand Dollars(USD$15, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you:
I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
( and I removed the names here)

I don’t even know a Mr. Krugger!
LOL- I was going to write them back and say, ‘ I am so , so sorry to hear of Mr. Krugger’s death. Surely he will be missed by all who knew him, myself especially . I will be sure to take good care of all his money . Send a cashiers check to ( my email address)

Dina Manard

martina asked:


Morris had died.

His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out
Morris’ Last Will and Testament.

“To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres
of land, and 2 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new
Jaguar and $250,000..

To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted
that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill

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Amos Probert