Last Will And Testament-Will And Testament

martina asked:


Morris had died.

His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out
Morris’ Last Will and Testament.

“To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres
of land, and 2 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new
Jaguar and $250,000..

To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted
that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill

star if you like this!

Amos Probert

Greg asked:


I’m an unmarried man with one child, 401K, and I own my vehicle. I have no real assets (stock / bonds), nor do I own a home. Has anyone with a basic situation such as mine tried buildawill.com or legalzoom.com to create a last will and testament? Which one if either did you prefer and why?
I ended up using buildawill.com to create a no-frills will. This also included the two docs to be signed in the presence of witnesses and a notary. Total cost to create my will was $29.90. $19.95 for fill-in-the-blank will document creation via Buildawill.com, $9.95 to store it in a “Will Vault” and have the ability to make edits in the future, and a FREE complimentary notary service at my bank. This cost is certainely a lot better than the $250.00 that a local attorney quoted me. Much like doing my taxes via TurboTax, my will creation was simple enough for me to do it myself.
P.S. I wouldn’t want to buy a Suze Orman Product strictly because she resembles a raccoon.

Allie Dimitry

Nancy M asked:


The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work it’s way through Congress.

You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.

You’re getting old when you wake up with that morning after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before.

The cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.

You know you’re getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

Last Will & Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can’t remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.

Mary

princess ali asked:


In his last will and testament, Mr. Matt E. Matics bequeathed twenty five million dollars to his five children. He decreed that the twenty five million dollars be equally shared among his five children.

How much did each of his five children receive?

Augustine Rivers

Canon3900 asked:


I LIVE IN PHILADELPHIA, PA AND THE WILL WAS WRITEN WHEN I WAS SMALL CHILD AND NOW MY COUSIN SAYS SHE CAN’T FIND HIS WILL
MY FATHER IS DECEASED, AND I’M PHILLY RESIDENT, THE WILL WAS REVISED AFTER MY BIRTH TO INCLUDE ME

Brooks Bonillas

BLANK SLATE asked:


What department or organization does it need to be filed with?
Are there fees involved?

Margarito Rhone

Texasgal asked:


My mom is going into surgery on Thursday for her lung. I tried to tell her how important it is to have things in order before she goes in. Just in case (Lord forbid) anyhting happens. Long story, but I don’t think her husbad who she is seperated from deserves anything, I could care less about getting any money for myself. Well my question is: I thought that you could just write your will down on paper… if it were a last minute thing, You know… like how people that commit ******* sometimes do… Is this true? Please let me know. Any information is appreciated. Thanks a bunch in advance
Ranger, I have some choice words for you. Your an idiot. You don’t know how the conversation went between me and my mother leading me up to posting this. In fact she wanted me to ask and see. Move on, and leave your two sense with some one who gives a fuck, because I don’t. You don’t even know the personal trials that we had to go through, and what I went through as a teenager with him. I did not say my stepfather was estranged. So to leave such an ignorant opinion on what I should do in my mothers marriage is completely and utterly asinine.

Perry Glas

Soul Dreamer asked:


Gertie just came from the office of her dear departed aunt’s lawyer. She was told that her aunt (who loved language teasers) left her a certain amount of money in US Dollars. The lawyer explained that according to the terms of her aunt’s Last Will and Testament, Gertie will get fifty times the original amount bequeathed if she could correctly guess the amount left her by midnight tomorrow. “God, that would be thousands of dollars if you succeed,” the lawyer said as he handed her a note from her aunt. It read:

RAIN RIDDLE: OLD ASTRONOMY HOST ALLOWS ABLE LASS ENTRY IN OWN LAND ESTATE. Love Aunt Alley.

Amos Ricardo

Manny’s bootycall ?•·?????z· asked:


I…..am about to cry because I don’t like my life right now…..I think i’m ready to write my last will and testament…..like….right…now..

Carolyn

brandie m asked:


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2. A superfluity; an excess.
3. Unnecessary repetition.

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Deidra Wright