Last Will And Testament-Will And Testament

GreenKitteh: Green Christmas! asked:


My Fellow Friends, Today Is My Birthday…

I would be 19 if only I was human again. But alas, in reality, half of my life has come and pass.
Being a cursed cat, which God had turned me into after I pranked Him, I now realized that I have not much time to live. So I decided to make my last will and testament ahead of time for my Birthday.

But First, I would like deal with these people first:

Fireball- I will bequeath thee my moldy, dusty King James Version Bible I have not opened in these many months. Make sure you clean out the dust mites.

Christine Sundea- A lifetime supply of Ice Cream Sundaes.

Rooky- A Sticker that says “A rookie is better then being a trainee.”

Chris- A Pass to Free Tour Guide of the Village area in NYC. May you find your inner gayness. (I meant happiness…)

And all of you shall also receive… a boot to the head.

Now, To the Following I shall bequeath in alphabetical order:

Almighty Atheist- My indomitable atheistic spirit. May it come useful when you get caught during the Inquisition.

Anarch- My Survival Tool Kit, with blowtorch and picklock.

animefreaky16- My collections of those little Anime character models, and the Princess Mononoke DVD.

Audra B Delight- My davenport. It’s black, and I stole it from wicked witch of the east.

Barack Obama- My very own Birth Certificate. Don’t worry, I was born in New York City in 1990. Yay, you are young again.

Blesses Cheesemaker- An authentic 16th century half eaten Cheesecake that was baked for King Louise the Forth.

Celes- My magic wand. I go it from where the wild things are.

D- My wine cabinet. You need to fill it up with some wine though.

Dana the Great- An actual Title. I give you a certificate that makes you the Duchess of Loften, Texas.

Dreamcast Entity 9/9/99- My very own Dreamcast console. Wait, I think it’s broken… oh well, it’s thought that counts.

Dr. Inaminate Phoenix B.D.M.S.- An actual Phoenix egg. According to my calculation, it’ll be another 500 years before it hatches.

Dr. Sigmund Freud- My settee. It’s a little scratched up…

Ethan- My Spy Kit.

Flying Ninja Girl, the- My authentic antique collection of Ninja Stars.

His Noodly Appendage- A piece of Relic of Noah, the first Prophet of His Noodlyness.

Gayboy Steppin’ in Swagger- My love.

Gordon Freeman- My lamp. It’s a very good lamp.

Geezah- My own rubber duckies. May it give you some companionship.

Great Gazoo, the- My ball of yarn, and my mugs.

Jeff S- Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Kjelstad 3.0- My potted plants.

Obey me or go to hell. Love, god- George Carlin’s left eye brows.

O8SERVER III- Galileo Space Probe model.

Oscar Effing Wilde- A Picture of Dorian Grey. He’s still looking for it, so I would keep it hidden.

Pantheist- A lifetime supply of pancakes.

Marlboro Man (insert number)- Gold, Incense and Myrrh.

MelloW YelloW HelloW- My bong.

Mr. Owl, PhD- My recto thermometer, and my stool (the one where you sit on).

Mrs. Owl- My blender, and my coffee maker.

Muhammed Asif- My aged Hummus, and my fencing equipment.

Queen Mortie- A coupon to this great hat store in Manhattan.

Radium Radiate: Student Again!- My Pencil sharpener, my ruler, and some notebooks. And also my electric fan.

Random Panther Kitteh’s Lover- A book of cute pictures of kitties.

Red- My hat, my mittens and my remote control.

Reverend Soleil, the- My map of the world, and a pair of dowsing rode.

Sea Kitteh- My black velvet eye patch.

Smooth Kitteh AY AE- Dr. Pepper fountain soda.

Smurfin Loves John Winston- Smurf action figures.

St. Punky- Metro Card, thermostat and a trip to St. Mark’s Place in Manhattan. Also, some money so you could buy something there.

Sweet Voltaire- Roget’s New Thesaurus.

Teapotistic Pastafarian- My IKEA bed that was stained my His Noodlyness’ sauce.

TEH TYME KITTEH- My extra F-U-N time I would’ve had if I was a human.

Try to relax- My personal masseuse. She’ll be passed unto you if I should be head.

Vettkinna- Priestess of Bacon- A Relic I came across. It’s a slice of bacon of ****.

Wicked Witch if the West- My left paw. I bet you can make some good spells out of it.

xmarksthespot- The ultimate Sinchan Video Collection.

YooHoo- My lump of salt rock. It’s supposed to clean the air or something. Also, my **** scratcher.

And all of you are to be given my best gift of all… a boot to the head.

The rest of my estate are to be sold and donated to various charitable organizations around the world.

I want Mozart’s Reqium played during my funeral, followed my Imagine by John Lennon, All We Need Is Love by The Beatles, Rocket Man by Elton John, and any song from the musical Avenue Q.

My body is to be cremated, and my ***** (excuse me, ashes) mixed into the firework rockets, which is to be set off on midnight. All of my contacts, friends and family members are to be present f
To the following people here that I have NOT mentioned in my will:

Dinner is served: My last dinner, and an cosplay sword from Zelda video game.
Alex the Great: My recorder I have kept since pre school.

Benjamin

SapphireB asked:


A Last Will and Testament and or a Living Trust Agreement and both have been notarized but have not been filed at the court house. Does it matter or do they have to be filed at the court house for either or both to be official to the point that they will stand up in court in the event that either or both were ever to be contested? If you have ever had to deal with this, your information would be of great help.

So do they have to be filed and if they have not, what can happen?

I am asking this in Seniors because some or most have gone through this. Plus the fact that most Seniors are very smart folks. If more information is needed, I will try to give it as needed.

Kristina Deperro

Jessica asked:


My husband and I don’t really own anything of value, but we want to be sure that our only son goes a couple we have chosen, rather than our parents. (My husbands parents are wealthy but extremely abusive, my mother is poor and ill). We’re on a tight budget, but we feel this needs to be taken care of sooner rather than later. The couple who would obtain custody of our son is our age, financially secure, have a great relationship with our son, and have already agreed to the role should we both pass on before our son turns 18. Will they need to sign something? How can we be 100% certain that any contesting family members do not gain custody of our child?
Thanks for all of the info!

Courtney Rakoczy

Michelle asked:


An engaged couple share the title to a boat they purchased together. The couple dies in a car crash and they each have their own last will. They never discussed what they would do about the boat in the event they both died so the man leaves the boat to his brother but the woman leaves the boat to her sister…. who would get the boat?
the man’s brother and the woman’s sister have never met and they don’t live near each other so “sharing it” would not be an option.

Annamaria Mensalvas

nowhere asked:


A) You found out a week ago that an eccentric philanthropist that you had met once during a party just left you a LOT of money before he died. B) However, you find out this week that the pain in your back is stage II cancer and the prognosis is not good? Doctor says you have 3-6 months to live – at most 12. C) The “love of your life” just came back into your life and he/she wants you to fly back to his/her city with him/her and spend your final days there. This is the person that you have loved the most and missed the most all your life. D) Your family expects you to be with them. E) However, a provision in the money you received states that you must fly to a 3rd world country and spend the money in a certain country and you have to oversee the disbursement process per the last wishes of the rich philanthropist. The Last Will and Testament states you have 3 months to help the poor and very needy people of this country. Which option would you take and why?

Charlott Snellbaker

j asked:


I from what i know is on the last will and testament of my grandmother due to she raised me. I wasnt there when they notorized it with a lawyer and i have a pretty good feeling that the rest of the ppl on the will, will try to find some kind of way to keep me from getting whatever im entitled to. If that does occur what are the proper steps involved that i should take to make sure that i get what i deserve or what is written on the will?

Eileen Andoh

little kitty asked:


As she walks down the hallnot saying a
word
For even if she did she wouldn’t be
heard
She stops at her locker to trade her
books
She pretends she is happy as she
ignores the looks
She sees them everyday and is growing
quite used
To the looks of sympathy people give to the
abused
Nobody new for sure where the marks
came from
But rumors said there weren’t from
dad or mom
Though she denies it everyone knows
That it really was her boyfriend the broke
her nose
Three days after the murder the truth was found
in a note
The title of which read “The Last Will and Testament of a Girl Without Hope.”

Jeromy Vanliere

Jay-r F asked:


A. Entrance
B. Invocation/opening Prayer
C.National anthem
D. welcome address
E. cotillion
F. Class history
G. Transfer of Legacies
H. Last will and testament
I. Class prophecy
J. Lighting of candles
K. promenade song
L. Inspirational message

Grover Shelden

Squirrel Tactics asked:


It’s true!

Jesus escaped the clutches of the Romans and fled to Japan where he lived a life in exile in this northern mountain village. There he married a woman called Miyuko, and they became parents of three daughters. Jesus died at the age of 106.

Two wooden crosses outside the village mark the graves of Jesus and his brother, Isukuri, and there is even a museum that remembers Jesus as a garlic farmer known to the Japanese as Daitenku Taro Jurai.

Isukuri, the people say, was crucified in Jerusalem instead of Jesus. When Jesus came to Shingo he brought with him the severed ear of his brother. Apparently it is only the ear that lies buried in that ancient tomb beside Jesus.

In the museum is a scroll, said to be a copy of an original document that was the last will and testament of Jesus. The original document, first discovered in the hands of a priest in 1935, was reportedly destroyed during the war. But a copy exists and is contained in a glass case.

Did u know?

Valda Laurie

masakoyui05 asked:


Last night i wrote a letter and signed it on what i would like done in the event of my death, nothing to serious just that i would like my money in my bank account to go to my parents. Just out of curiosity, how seriously can the state or lawyers or just in general can they take that letter? will they say because it is an unofficial will it means nothing?

Hobert Larousse